QUEASY TUMMY, RAINY NIGHT

   

   Zona continued to stare at the road reading any and every sign post in sight. This was a very new world for her, even though she never left wade street, she could argue that this ‘lagos’ may very well be louder than the famed Newyork city and probably more dense with people and things. If only she had the strength to scribble, the pages of her diary would probably be filled with endless sign posts they had passed as they pulled into the Abeokuta expressway. Nonso quickly assured them that the traffic they had found themselves in was a normalcy and that it was usually so at that part of town around 8pm ish. The traffic was a slow one but thankfully they were nearing the SANTA INES HOTEL on Anifowose Street where they had planned to lodge for a couple days so that Zona can sort some paper works and other things out before seeking out Azuka Godson down east.

 “Madam make I on radio?” Nonso asked switching to ‘pidgin’ to lighten up the rather heavy mood in the cab as no one was trying to make any conversations. “If you feel like it” aunt Gertrude said not caring in the least what happens with the cab stereo “I have a headache so if you can, turn the volume to the lowest.” Zona removed her eyes from the road and shot Aunt Gertrude a quick look wondering what brought the condescending no-nonsense Aunt Gertrude back and where she had been for over an hour now, perhaps it was the combination of jet lag and the slow traffic. She couldn’t blame her; she too was beginning to feel drowsy and heavy headed. She knew she should at least close her eyes for a little while maybe catch some sleep whilst they were stuck in traffic but her curiosity wouldn’t let her tear her eyes off of the bustling city and weird hawkers alike.

“Zona! Zona wake up we have arrived at the hotel” Aunt Gertrude shook the teenager vigorously and she opened her eyes in a fright “o my God did I fall asleep?” she queried blinking repeatedly to send back what remained of the interrupted nap, “obviously” aunt Gertrude said as she stepped out of the cab with Nonso’s help of course. "madam bye bye, echezona bye bye" Nonso greeted waving them good bye after having helped them to the hotel reception and trotted happily towards his cab, apparently satisfied with the tip he just received from Zona . Wasn’t long until they were checked in and the hotel attendant showed them to their suite. Aunt Gertrude made sure to inform the attendant to bring up the food menu so they can quickly eat as it was getting really late. “I don’t think I want to eat anything at all” Zona said as soon as the attendant left the suite “I don’t think that anything I eat will sit well, my tummy feels really queasy right now. I should just check the fridge for some juice and probably eat in the morning when I feel better” she continued unconsciously rubbing her tummy at the same time. Aunt Gertrude shrugged and continued to set out some items on the mahogany night stand by the bed “you are going to have a cracker at least; you can’t go to bed on an empty stomach Zona!” she declared!

Zona was grateful for the heavy downpour or rather the chilly weather it created, she wasn’t sure if she might have been able to sleep otherwise with the jet lag that plagued her.

She looked at the table clock on the night stand and realized it was only 2:15 am, grateful for more sleep time; she threw the duvet above her head and easily slipped into sleep once more. There are a number of things she had to do when the day breaks which included asking Aunt Gertrude for Nonso the cab boy’s contact, but for now she will let nature run its full course and surrender her tired bones to sleep.

 ....See you soon loves.

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LOUD LOUD LAGOS

 “Aunt slow down I can’t catch up!” Zona yelled trailing Aunt Gertrude as they made their way from the baggage claim. She wondered how the septuagenarian moved so quickly that she often had to break into a mini sprint when it looked like she was losing Aunt Gertrude in the Murtala Mohammed II airport crowd. Zona was visibly exhausted from the 12hr flight and so was very thankful when Aunt Gertrude and the Cab man finally settled on a ridiculous ₦15000 bill no thanks to the recession the country currently was facing.  She didn’t understand the igbo language they spoke for the most part (and made a mental note to brush up on the little she learnt growing up, probably add some if she can) but was certain the dapper looking middle aged cab driver implied he had brought the price ‘below the usual rate’ because Aunt Gertrude was apparently his ‘sister’ or in his word ‘nwannem’. She wondered if every igbo person considered each other sibling or just when it mattered. “alright alright” aunt Gertrude said trying her best to mask her foreign ‘oyinbo’ accent, “help me get the luggage into the trunk – the boot” she corrected as soon as she saw the perplexed look on Nonso the cabbie’s face when she used the American terminology for the open space at the rear of a car. 

 She had since learnt from her many visits to Nigeria to make the conscious effort to sound very ‘Nigerian’ whenever she was in the country or at least in certain settings; sounding ‘abroadish’ in the market place will definitely have you buying goods at higher prices just for the mere assumption that you are in possession of the dollar or its equivalent in Naira which was big money, on the other hand being quite fluent with an outlandish English accent in an official setting gets things moving for you. Just roll your ‘Rs’, throw in some “wannas” and ‘gonnas’ and they will be eating out of your hands. 

In the day, folks with British accent usually got such preferential treatments but not since it had become a trend and ‘British accent’ learning schools started to pop up in every city was the VIP treatment only reserved to the folks with the rolling Rs, our American brethren.  “here, call Obiageli and let her know we arrived safely alright?” Aunt Gertrude handed Zona a little phone that looked like it only came out whenever she was in Nigeria. “Ok thanks” Zona said and quickly started to key in her mom’s number whilst giving herself a mental reminder to visit an AIRTEL office and get herself a viable ‘SIM’ card as she had initially planned after a thorough inquiry as to the best network service providers in Nigeria. “Don’t expect the call to be entirely smooth o” (adding the ‘o’ at the end to sound as Nigerian as possible) Aunt Gertrude said as Zona waited for her mom to pick up; a wait that seemed to be unending. “International calls are better and clearer during night time anyway, but just let her know we arrived safely and maybe at night you two will talk if you have the strength to that is” Aunt Gertrude said almost at the same time that Obiageli picked up “mom! Mom it’s me, Zona! Can you hear me? hello hel- hello” “I don’t think she can hear me Aunt, ugh the connection sucks” Zona said frustrated with the less than average quality network and hoped that when she eventually got a SIM card from AIRTEL Nigeria, the network reception would be a lot better than whichever ONE Aunt Gertrude was using. “Maybe I should simply send her a text” she said questioningly to Aunt Gertrude who nodded in affirmation “that would probably be better cos’ am not even sure I have enough call credit in that old thing”. Zona had already started to type a message to Obiageli when the Phone went off without prior warning, she cursed under her breath and Aunt Gertrude apologized for the whole phone troubles whilst asking Nonso to help her charge the phone with his car charger. Zona wondered what was odder between Aunt Gertrude’s rare ‘niceness’ and Nonso’s clearly polished English with what she thought was a hint of British accent.  She will have to wait for some other time to call her mom, for now she will fix her eyes on the road and maybe find out if there was a commotion of some sort ahead or the ‘city’ of Lagos was just extremely Loud!

Till next week...

Foot Note: Hi guys, happy weekend. Sure your day is swell? I am so so so sorry didn't post an episode in the past week, my computer broke down and I couldn't fix it as soon as I had wanted. I feared if I have let you guys down, please bear with me. Am back now *drum rolls* 👏👏👏👏👏 

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